Just to let you know, I work at a office supplies store. As a cashier that spends most of her time behind the ink cartridge counter, I hear a lot of hilarious things. I know, not everybody can be technologically savvy, but come on. Anything said by me will be in bold. Behold...

"Do you have comprehension notebooks?
Hmm..never heard of that...
*She turns to her high school age son*
Isn't that what you teacher said?
I dunno.
Could she have said Composition notebook?
I dunno.

"Do you have large mouth organs?" (I hope he was asking for a harmonica)

"I need a color cartridge for my printer.
*I hand her the cartridge she needs.*
Do you have gold?
No, this cartridge has all the primary colors, red, yellow, blue, they mix to make the other colors.
But do you have any with gold in them?"

"I need to get an inkjet for my Epperson printer."

"Does the big 78 on that HP Cartridge mean there's 78 pictures on it?

"Look at that Lemarks!" (Clearly labeled Lexmark)

"Hi there! Welcome to Staples. Where I like to spend more time at than I do at home. Can you direct me to the wax crayons?
Back of Aisle 5
*Comes back 3 minutes later*
You directed me to the markers. I was looking for wax markers.
Well, you said wax crayons, they're in the same aisle.
Well, okay, but don't let it happen again."

"So if I only use black when I print, does it use any color?"

"Hi, did you find everything you needed?
 Thank you."

"Have a nice day!
You're Welcome.
*I smile..confused..I'm welcome for her having a nice day?!*
What, no thank you?!
Oh, thanks!