[mofucker]
Morty
29-ish
California
Comp Tech
Drummer
Yankees fan
Asshole
Hungry

[wishlist]
Your hot mom
Offensive shirts
Hot redheads
Or anyone hot

[links]
Yankees
Gmail
ONE
NIN
NIN Hotline
Tool Hotline
Craigslist
Sexy ass T's
LOLCats

[contacts]
AIM
Yahoo
MSN
Email

[qoute]
"...life's too short to be sad. Whenever a problem comes around, just sling poop at it and walk the other way... and if you don't have any poop, throw your shoe."
-Jeff Colburn

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